THE BEST NEW YEAR PARTY

THE BEST NEW YEAR PARTY

A Realistic Current Assessment of British Politics

By Peter Mills MA PhD

Over recent generations until this new year of 2013, politics in Britain has degraded into a total and obsolete shambles that is not merely entirely unfit for purpose, it has fraudulently abandoned all pretence to be legitimately governing its electorate by appropriate and identifiable democratic mandate.

The Tory party has seized power by employing the Liberal Democrat Party and its fatuous chairman Nick Clegg, in a similar way that a man with only one leg to stand on employs a crutch to permit a limping journey.

This should be a warning to all the British people. In a similar way, Adolf Hitler came to power as Chancellor of Germany perfectly legitimately through the same kind of cynical back-door dealings with politicians of other parties such as Franz von Papen and Kurt von Schleicher, the 1930’s equivalent of Nick Clegg.

The Liberal Democrats, of course, have proven themselves to be the promiscuous Whore of Politics, where the primary currency is power (which, of course, leads to money in the individual MP’s bank) and the Lib-Dems have demonstrated – one might even say “advertised”, as a prostitute places their printed card in a public phone box – that they are ready to jump into bed and cavort with whoever offers to pay them the best fee. This time, the Tories offered them a more comfortable bed to cavort in than Labour.

Clegg and his party, therefore, have not merely reduced, but have fully trashed any remaining traces of the prestige and credibility of the former Liberal Party. Jeremy Thorpe (if you are younger than about 45, look him up on Google) put the Liberals in the gutter so badly that, like a business tycoon emerging after a jail sentence for fraud, they had to change their name to “Liberal-Democrats” in the hope that nobody on the outside would recognize them (the political equivalent of putting on plastic Groucho Marx spectacles and moustache and pretending to be someone else).

Now Nick Clegg and his miniature party have thrown away the disguise and shouted “Gotcha!” If Britain is the Titanic, it is Clegg’s Liberal Democrats who have busily chopped all the lifeboats into firewood just to keep themselves nice and warm for the time being.

 

The so-called Labour Party is anything but honestly named. Labour, when defined as “ordinary working-class people earning a fair day’s pay for a fair day’s work for a decent life”, is – in terms of recent British politics – the exact reverse. In modern British politics, “Labour” (as a party with a capital “L”) is defined as “Bringing so much dishonesty, incompetence, short-sightedness, corruption and misery to the British people that we are now just about re-living the oppression the lower classes suffered in the 1920s.”

Even as I write, it is a known fact that Prime Minister David Cameron has already lied through his teeth several times where his assortment of “promises” to hold a referendum on Europe is concerned. How many times must a politician break the same promise before he is banned from politics on grounds of being a compulsive liar and deceiving the voters?

Newspapers have reported that Cameron is now trying to figure out how to hold his often-guaranteed European Referendum without actually including a straightforward “In or Out” question! Cameron’s idea of a referendum on this issue is, obviously, to have the ballot paper printed with the following type of question. “Do you want Britain to: (a) become even more involved with Europe: or (b) remain as we are now in regard to our involvement with Europe?”

The only “European Referendum” David Cameron wants, then, is one that is equivalent to asking “Would you prefer to be eaten by (a) lions or (b) crocodiles?” This is Cameron’s idea of a “free choice for the British People”. Unfortunately for the entire population of our country, this is also the idea shared by Labour and Liberal Democrat leaders.

We now, in fact, live in what amounts to a one-party state, that party being (as it is now ever more frequently termed) the Lib-Lab-Con Party, run by the Three Stooges, Moe Milliband, Larry Cameron and Curly Clegg! Just like the Three Stooges, the three political leaders have their feuds and catfights, and just like the Three Stooges, they are really brothers from the same family.

However, perhaps the real tragedy of British politics is that whenever one of the Three Political Stooges departs, they are always replaced by another Stooge clone. We actually saw the nature of modern British politics perfectly summed-up on the Big Screen in 2012. The original Three Stooges died many years ago (Moe and Larry in 1975, Curly in 1952) but they still perform in their same inimical style in the 2012 feature film “The Three Stooges”, where they are simply played by three more recent actors.

In a similar manner, British politics, quite regardless of the unimportant changes of individual leaderships, has become a never-ending sequence of “The Mixture As Before” (as used to be printed on bottles of nasty-tasting medicine brought by the doctor, back in the days when they actually made house-calls).

Look at what having “The Mixture As Before” continually thrust upon the population of our country for some lifetimes has done to the indigenous British electorate. Britain, as an independent free and self-governing country, is now over 99% extinct. Our only real choice is whether we vote to be devoured by crocodiles or by lions. There has never been an election offer made to the population in recent history which involves not being devoured by anything!

The time is rapidly approaching when this MUST change; when it WILL change. It is we – the ordinary suffering endangered species The British Voter – who CAN make it happen. And the most ridiculous thing is that the cure to the repeating cycle of political betrayal in Britain involves nothing more than the voters of our country aiming their pencils at a box on a slip of paper which is not ultimately connected to one of the Three Stooges.

The time has come when the voting people of Britain must break out of the roller-coaster ride to doom, otherwise known as Lib-Lab-Con political intrigue. What is needed right now – and the quicker it happens the quicker Britain can begin its recovery from the terminal illness from which it is currently in its death throws – is the election of a Nationalist political party to government.

The British population must be educated to the fact that “Nationalism” is not a dirty word! It is “Tories”, “Labour” and “Liberal Democrats” which are the genuinely dirty words in British politics. Once before, in the period 1939-1945 when Britain was being shaken by the throat by another uncontrollable European Power, the country had the sense to throw party politics out of the window and appoint a Government of National Unity – in effect, a Nationalist Government – a government not dedicated to the competition to see which political party could become the Stooge of the moment, but, instead, a government without party divisions that was dedicated to just ONE single goal – ensuring Britain was not devoured by a European Super-State.

It is a well-known saying that “history repeats itself” The time has come to do the same again. The wolf is not only at the door, it is sitting in Westminster and devouring our country. We MUST kick it in the teeth! Otherwise, the single alternative is to sink with our country like the passengers of the Titanic, and for two thousand years of advancement through a glorious history to become nothing more than a footnote in the European Book of Conquests.

The best New Year Party is therefore unquestionably the British Democratic Party.

Spread the glad tidings! While there is still a little time left…